waiter, can I get a LeConte?

Happenings

2009-11-30T17:21:00.001+08:00

Lots happened today:

a) i killed a pigeon on the road, or maybe it was just tired and decided to lie flat on the ground. i’m sure it had a good life, i’m sorry and i will be going to hell for it.

b) i threw away all the trophies i got from primary and secondary school. Clearly, i’m not much of a sentimental person. i like to throw away stuff that are useless. They collect dust and doesn’t serve any purpose, they are ugly. (Ranges from public speaking to singing to dancing….. i know what you’re thinking!)

c) spat in the drain in public with only one person looking because i’m having this terrible sorethroat/cough which comes with baggage eg the phlegm.

d) speaking of baggage, i threw ugly bags away, and my bedpost away. One because it was ugly, and two i would like to sleep on the floor with a mattress trying to imitate the Japanese and three, my ancestors slept on those beds. FREAKY!

e) i’m starting to read, i know what you’re thinking again! There’s not 1, but 2 bookshelves in my room. It’s somewhat empty. So i need you people to suggest good books for me. No fantasy, chingchongfairy kind please.

f) Pokemon cards. I think i’ve spent thousands of Malaysian Ringgit on them and it’s not so fun now that i think of the amount of shoes and sexy clothes i can buy with it, oh and books because knowledge is power and acquiring knowledge/power requires MOOLAH. So, does anyone wanna buy the cards off me? It’s RARE and SHINY and i’m willing to negotiate. Pass the word around.

KTHXBYE

Haagen Daaz Buffet

2009-11-28T20:29:00.001+08:00

I did not get paid to do this which i should, but because it is Haagen Daaz, no one could possibly not like Haagen Daaz. Seriously, if i were a communist party leader, i would make Haagen Daaz a mandatory dessert at every party/function/event. Going off-tangent, anyway, Solaris Mont Kiara has this buffet thing going on. Don’t know about other outlets and this buffet apparently has been going on and will be going on.

I had 18 scoops of ice cream, but of course the occasional pinch from some fella. In the end, i thought, am i enjoying the ice cream or am i trying to get my RM39’s (after tax) worth? All i can see i enjoyed my first 3 to 4 bowls, after that, it was a slow journey to ‘jelak’ and ‘no, no more’. But yeaa, i’m still craving it right now.

DejaVu

2009-11-10T16:35:00.001+08:00

Went for my ADP/BComm prom, i was prom king! Hence, the DejaVu. Will post soon!

lazy hence pictures

2009-11-10T16:33:00.001+08:00

Halloween game, went as a cowboy. Didn’t take many pictures because the thing ended at 1am. I have a whip (made of skipping rope), and boots, and belt!

i know i look damn man. too bad i can never have this, i dont have the hairy genes.

look a bit like beggar, i really neat one!

What else happened? OH, went for Mifa, Malaysian Fashion Week. Ai Tominaga and Jeslyn from America’s Next Top Model were there strutting. Jeslyn walked for my friend, Jon Liang who was the winner of the 10 rising stars. He deserved it. If i were a girl, i would wear his clothes. NOTE TO HIM : design men’s wear!

Only have one miserable picture of Ai Tominaga. From Japan, based in New York. Don’t know who paid her the price of a CLK, just to walk twice. –_--

boo!

2009-11-01T11:29:00.001+08:00

Happy Halloween! Hope you all had fun parties or even just out with friends without any disguise. Mine was freakin awesome because it’s not something that i’ve tried. I didn’t go to some average dance party where there are drinks and well, dance. I went to a gathering where my friends organized a game and we had to solve riddles and stuff. YES, BOOMZ

NO, i went as a cowboy, not that. That was just, erm, i don’t know.

2009-10-29T15:31:00.001+08:00

STRUGGLE.

weary.

Stuck.

DESIRE.

SHINGZ

i’m addicted to you

2009-10-27T12:30:00.001+08:00

I’m so addicted to Twitter, wanna know what i’m up to? JUST FOLLOW ME @ lecontelee

You will know when i’m shitting and where i’m shitting because twittering and shitting is such a trend these days.

I know you’re disgusted right now. Don’t judge me but follow me =D

bookworm not my nickname

2009-10-20T10:51:00.001+08:00

I’ve been given many nicknames and being a bookworm is not one of them. Ever since i was a kid, i don’t read. I’m on of those hyperactive, jump around, cannot stay put kinda kid. I’m not the kind who watches Sesame Street but Power Rangers instead.

My brother is the one with the books, believe me when i say this. He spends most of his money buying books and me, clothes. Well, i always argue that clothes is my passion and reading is his passion. But come to think of it, knowledge is power and truly enough, i’m powerless.

My mom always complain that i don’t read and always ask me to take brother as an example. I have tried reading seriously. After few pages, i just quit. I think i’ve only read 5-6 books in my entire life, cover to cover.

But now in Uni, i’m constantly surrounded by intellectual people and boy do i envy them? I also feel like i’m damn stupid which is true because i don’t have that knowledge they do from reading. I feel ashamed and useless lah i mean, how am i gonna survive in the real world? So, any books you wanna recommend this dumb blonde who doesn’t read?

sorry, emo-ing. now im happy again, but doesn’t mean i’m not gonna start reading!

My stray cat is a poser

2009-10-12T18:21:00.001+08:00

Seriously, wearing our slippers? How cute can she get!

As you can see, there is a major lack of postings because this is life now. Mundane. Now cracking head on Anthropology essay, anybody wanna get paid for helping me? BY all means, name your price.

Shit, i’m one of them

2009-10-10T11:54:00.001+08:00

I can’t believe i’m on of those who are sucked into the vortex of social networking sites AKA Facebook.

Why i’m saying this is because my facebook account got suspended due to malicious virus activities going on in my account. So they suspended, ok fine. Need to verify, okay fine also, sounds pretty damn easy.

So you havta input your birth date, type in funny words, and one part, you have to get a security code that will be sent to your email. I CANNOT RECEIVE THAT BLOODY SECURITY CODE. Yes i have written to them. Yes, i’m depressed.

Can’t believe i’m actually getting upset over Facebook. GAH. LIFE SUCKS!

(CRISIS SOLVED, my life is back to normal)

MEN’s UNO October 09

2009-10-08T14:31:00.001+08:00

Let me just say it’s such a PASS.com for getting on Men’s Uno’s October issue.

Adonis Make Up Show

2009-10-07T18:05:00.001+08:00

Ooooo….did a make up show for Adonis at Sunway Pyramid, hence the Egypt-sy background! I was so conscious because i’m so bloody fat, my fats were spilling all over the place. And i had to be half naked the whole time they were drawing on me, on stage and after the show.

She was the one responsible for drawing on me for 2 whole hours. I tell you, it’s not easy sitting there, back damn pain, somemore damn ticklish you know, i was LAUGHING the whole time, until they also cannot tahan. So yea, i bet they were having a harder time. Oh, they cannot believe i’m 19 =)

The only 2 males who did the show, others were all females. And Jovean, so sorry, you’re body art looks bad. Mine nicer! BLEUK! =p But you look thin, so let you win lah.

So GILA right, but damn cool!

OMG, fat to a certain degree!

OK LAH, i had fun, cause got money! HEHE, i need more jobs. More jobs = more money. Yer, i sound so shallow. But seriously, isn’t money what everyone goes after?

Final(s) Post

2009-10-03T18:36:00.001+08:00

No, i’m not quitting blogging. I know i’ve been absent. Forgive me. This is merely the final post for the competition and it was the finals. Aiyer, smart betul la title ni. Let me just let the pictures do the talking la.

Once again, we stayed for only 4 days, 3 nights and i brought 3 luggages there, i don’t know why.

First thing i did when i reached the hostel/house, learn how to play RAMI/RUMMY/RAMMI. It’s such an addictive game which i learned within 10 minutes.

Second thing we did, get our hairs trimmed and coloured again. Above picture was taken with winner Sam, in case you blur blur, he is the male champion. They attempted to dyed my hair brown but they clearly didn’t know my hair’s history. One time it was highlighted, then i got bored, cut it short and dyed it black. So the brown they dyed couldn’t really seep in. So yea, it’s like black.

Me with ma girls.

Us doing what we do best which is MAKAN.

Me with Loser Alvin, HAHA. He did his best and many thought he should win. But this hair really salah, thank goodness it was corrected.

Subway should pay me. Advertising for them pulak!

this hair is damn salah especially the fringe in front. Gosh, good thing the fringe was taken off but not the Ah Long tail at the back.

Waiting is not boring when there is a camera.

Everybody says i look good in singlets but i really won’t wear it out the street lor. I malu. Someone even commented that i look better in this picture than real life. HELLO!

Don’t look like a bouncer saying ‘ID please?’

Liz looks damn good here. I on the other hand. But in the end, she didn’t get that hair.

All of us except Jenny and winner Shir, gonna miss this awesome time.

backstage

Ah Long look 1 with Tom Abang Saufi’s clothing. !Malaysia theme, thats why. So bummed that i didn’t get to solo.

Oriental look by Keith Kee. I look so damn good in this one. WEE!

why is it called dragonfly?

2009-09-21T19:05:00.001+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya to all my non-existent Muslim readers! In other words, thanks for giving us the week off. I will be catching up on work cause Thursday is the day where the Top 16 of the competition i joined reunite and stay in that house again. Because finals is on Sunday and it’s LIVE. Make sure you watch.

pretty RED dragonfly found in my house.

my carrot cake

2009-09-15T15:10:00.001+08:00

I usually take pictures of the things i have baked. But then, i forgot and this was it. Yes, it was good.

Mundanity & Goodbyes

2009-09-15T15:07:00.001+08:00

I just realised i have nothing much to blog about since i was eliminated from the show. Everyday is so mundane, going to class, coming back from class, eat, gym. Good thing there are good friends who are around. But what good is it when they are leaving, i guess it’s all something we havta go through. Hello & goodbyes.

So goodbye Ayssa, Teik Lye and Clement. You’ve made a difference in my life. You will do well in the UK but will be upset due to the lack of Leconte.

wah, damn, i look damn fail here. (note to self: im not the main character here) (2nd hottest guy up there leaving, see i just complimented someone) Teik Lye was damn cool in college wan, bloody stuck up, walked around with his nose pointing his direction. Not till one day, we started talking because you know, im a talker. And ever since then, it was like ionic bond. This fella is damn bloody smart, which i envy. Being one year younger than the 1990 babies, he has definitely proven that he deserves to be called a hot nerd. Go forth child to the land of soldiers with funny hair, you shall succeed and buy me dinner one day.

Alyssa, my first secondary school friend. Top left. EH NO LAH, i was her first secondary school friend. Because she was shy and didn’t dare to talk to anyone. I talked to her first, and we became tight like air-tight containers. NOW I TELL YOU, she don’t know how to spell SHYE. Exactly how she spells it.

So farewell my friends, you will be missed. Hmm, will you miss me when i’m gone? I will.

My Last Episode

2009-09-08T23:55:00.001+08:00

OH yes, i got eliminated and i knew this months ago.

Supposed to be the top 3

This week’s task was to go for BodyCombat, how fun and easy since i do classes almost everyday in the gym. So it wasn’t really a big deal. But i remember being so sick after this, cold sweat, fever, fatigue. All because i had ulcers in my throat again.

Yes, the white stuff is the ulcer which caused the fever. Had to leave the fitting early and rest.

Seriously, let me tell you how kiasu we were during the fitting! I mean we were surrounded with genuine leather and genuine labels such as Gucci, Ferragamo, CK, Louis Vuitton, Prada. Oh my gosh, the shoes. I touched everything and took a whiff at all the new shoes. The leather! I would have lost my virginity there and then if there weren’t people looking. Boy, do they turn me on.

During fitting which i left early.

Ferragamo, come to papa!

OMG, i look damn sick here. Like some drug addict. Well, i took pills before this.

This week’s challenge was to take a cover shoot with international model Ana R. To be truthfully honest, i do not know who she is and pretended to be all excited when a caucasian woman walked in. She is actually based in Hong Kong and purposely took a flight to KL for this photoshoot and left immediately after the shoot. She is one hot thang i tell you!

Going into this photoshoot i didn’t feel nervous or anything cause for one, she speaks english. Was only afraid that i wouldnt be well by then. But i was fine. So all 4 of us did our thing and really, we don’t know who is better than the other. I personally thought i was gonna be safe this round, But no. Ask me why i got eliminated, i don’t know as well. But all i have to do is accept it, and move on.

Which i have, Because i’m very happy with the result. If i was one of the top 4, i wouldn’t be able to resume my studies, worked for a period and i’ll definitely be broke all the time. So ask me if i’ve regretted anything, my answer is a solid NO.

this was the picture that was judged. Seriously, Asian, Caucasian.

This is the picture that’s published in the September issue of Citta Bella Magazine. Yes, i scanned it. Hmmm, they chose another picture for the magazine and for the judging. What does it mean?

During the shoot, I actually hated what i was wearing because it doesn’t fit me at all! Prada, so what. Could not believe they put me in that oversized coat.

The pictures below are actually a group shot (obviously) with Ana which will be on the pages of Citta Bella in October I THINK! i’m not sure, but seriously, i love love love this picture because i loved what i was wearing, and my hair looked so good. I mean, i was drenched in a Louis Vuitton shirt, suit and pants. What could go wrong!

Felixia and I got kicked out and i seriously have no idea why she cried and cried and cried. Gosh, it’s not the end of the world also. And to Feddrick, i’m not happy that you got through. But still i have to accept the fact. Because when i got eliminated, you told me that ‘we are the same’. I mean, what the hell does that suppose to mean?

Well, i’m not angry la. I’m just very bitchy. I’m a bitch. Even my mom asked me the next day. ‘Why you always talk bad about people?’ Everyone has to understand something, this is a reality show, if no one talks bad about another person, nobody is going to watch the show. If i were to be the nice guy, you think people will remember me?

You know, i’m not the only one who talks bad about him, EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO. But it’s up to the production team to cut and edit whatever they like and to depict me however they want. So i guess they wanted me to be the bad, arrogant, over-confident, manly guy. And you know what? I don’t have a problem with that.

Yes, i apologised to Feddrick. If that’s what you’re interested in. And yes, we do talk, casual talk that is.

Telling mommy ‘I’m coming home’.

Seriously wanna thank all you readers and fans and supporters. All your comforting comments have definitely made me feel better. Finals is coming soon and all of the top 16 will be there. It’s LIVE so don’t forget to catch me on 8tv or Astro 708, at 8.30pm for your dose of Leconte!

i don’t even recognize myself

2009-09-08T00:54:00.001+08:00

If you have not seen this picture, let me show it to you now. This was taken during that photoshoot which i ended up on the pages of an online magazine –Sieg which is popular internationally. This picture is not found in the magazine but is a picture done by the photographer, so canggih i tell you this fella!

such a way behind time post - Merdeka

2009-09-08T00:51:00.001+08:00

Happy Merdeka! I’m damn late wei, more lagging than dial-up connections. Since the production team knew this episode was gonna fall on Merdeka Eve, there was this whole Merdeka themed episode. Well, erm, some sort la.

During the fitting. My partner was Alice and i can’t stand the over-sized clothes.

Whole theme was like the 60’s, 70’s, baba nyonya/saloma kinda feel. So we went to thr Royal Selangor Club in KL to have our photos taken. Have never set foot into that place before but its really really nice. Olden day kinda decorations, huge leather sofas. They were particularly strict when we took pictures of the bar. Well, we didn’t take pictures of the bar but the background was the bar. And our production team got screwed from the ‘manager’ or some sort. So sacred meh?!

OOPS, here i am taking pictures with the bar. Waiter, can i have a whisky on the rocks please? Daddy needs a drink.

OH yea, picture with the bar again. (wonder what will happen if they see this) Me acting as if im some uncle with cigar in mouth.

Actually my butt was itchy, was trying to scratch. But must jaga image, model now you know. Oops, picture with bar again.

This week’s task was to have a little chat with famous models in the industry. We had Peter Davis, Carla, Tengku Azura and Joseph. All very successful. So bla bla bla, asked questions. They shared some divine knowledge etc etc. Nothing special.

This picture was supposed to depict my wife being a slut. Haha, as in she wants to run away with ‘non-significant-figure’ on the right. And i feel so sad and depressed and angry at the same time. Well, i thought it was well depicted. Well, sorry for calling her a slut but i remember very well that she told everyone i did a bad job when in fact she was the one who did not fulfill the photographer’s requirements. She complained about my head being small but she didn’t realise how big her face is. And that my body language was very stiff when she gave one pose. But it’s all in the past!

This picture i had to be some desperado apek trying to court this rich and classy and thinks she’s the best woman in the world. And i have to be happy chirpy smiley trying to get her attention while she thinks she’s too good for anyone.

Yer, i cannot tahan my hair like that. But nice la this picture.

I know there’s a lot of commotion during this episode where my manliness was questioned. I just replied, you don’t think i’m man meh? I can be a diva, and i can be a man, others can? they cannot.

Which is totally true because being a diva helps me a lot during photoshoots and i can balance both. Ok lah, i was pretty bothered by what i said. At least i get attention from people.

i’m in an online magazine!

2009-09-04T00:30:00.001+08:00

remember last time i said i was gonna be out in an online magazine? It's out!

Thanks to awesome stylist Jon Liang (i know you are reading this) and superb photographer Bibo Aswan, awesome shots were taken of me without looking really fat and not toned.

www.siegmagazine.com

Keep on flipping, i’m in 2 spreads and i know it loads kinda slow, but if you kepoh, you will wait. I’m in about 12 pages? A little sneak preview below.

You’re nothing till you’re talked about! “Aaron 2009”

2009-09-01T15:15:00.001+08:00

A friend told me that there was a poll where people can vote (found at 8tv website) Check this out wei! Just hope i don’t get kicked out next episode. But i already know the top 4 anyway. So i know who gets kicked out next episode.

i have haters.

2009-08-31T21:58:00.001+08:00

Yes, the recent episode i said I’m man and acts like a diva. Not to mention i’m LCLY, arrogant and a bitch. This is due to the fact that Feddrick has an overwhelming fan-based of screaming LA-LA girls who owns black and red striped knee length stocking paired with pink shoes. And me being a bitch, resulted in angry fans who are out to get me.

If you don’t believe, check out the link below. It’s not virus.

CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW LECONTE GETS BASHED, VERBALLY, NO, VIRTUALLY.

You know what? I really don’t give a shit what they think or say. Because my skin is so thick, like thick toast. Their comments don’t matter because they have no idea what reality tv is all about, and they certainly don’t know how i am like, and also how Feddrick is like. Well, all i can say is KISS MY SEXY ASS.

Yalah, a bit annoyed, but after this post and after YOU PEOPLE CLICKING ON THAT LINK AND POST SOME AWESOME COMMENTS, I WILL BE FINE.

doll episode

2009-08-31T21:50:00.001+08:00

i Must blog, i Must blog.

Anyway, long overdue post. Task, went to Cilla’s Agency at Starhill KL. Let me just say the agency is so awesome and stylish, the minute I walked in it, i felt more expensive. Anyway, it’s a runway challenge and shit, I am Short, like what Cilla said as well, im not tall enough to be a runway model. And i have fat hips, thank you very much.

This was what i wore, all Michael Ong’s designs, except the shoes. I’m loving the outfit. And that’s me with my huge hips and disproportional body.

Me and the winner, Alvin, who has the advantage because he’s tall. I came in second anyway. IF ONLY I WERE taller. But at least i didn’t get really horrible comments from the 2 of them. I mean, they are prominent in this industry and one bad comment will stick with you for quite some time. If you got no model potential, take their advice, be a singer.

This week’s challenge was interesting. We went to Bukit Tinggi and it was my first time! Didn’t know the Japanese Village existed and boy, was it beautiful. Note to self, do not go there for vacation if i don’t wanna be bored to death. We were supposed to be dolls and i guess it’s harder to evoke a doll look for guys. Girls are easy, give them make up and poof, you get a doll. And i don’t know why i had bad comments from the bloody photographer, i gave him what he wanted. And that he said i performed the worse.

HMM, i know! Cause i was talking bad about Feddrick, then they wanna show that talking bad about people is a bad thing and that i have no skills to be talking bad about people. NOW THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS IM LC, which i could not care less. So ok, maybe i didn’t really look like a doll. But ok, i’m still in. Nothing to say edi.

YALAH, i know i don’t look like a doll la. forget about commenting lah!

Penang trip, eh, i went to Malacca lah

2009-08-28T17:20:00.001+08:00

It’s gonna be a short post with lotsa pictures cause I is lazy to blog. Somemore havta blog about the episode. When am i getting kicked out?!

So my high school friends planned a birthday getaway for me, more like i did most of the planning. It was a one-day food trip to Malacca only lah. But it was fun!

going for a holiday doesn’t mean you don’t have to look like a tourist!

We’re here! And look closely, you can see Jeffrey there!

What we basically did there, was eat, eat and eat. We reached Malacca and straight away went for the infamous Chicken Rice Balls which to me was over-rated but unique. It’s nice lah, okok la, ball-shaped rice only mah. Then, we walked around Jonker Street and bought accessories, well I bought a lot of accessories including, beads and more beads, a bag, slippers, beads again. It’s time for pictures!

It’s Cheryl in a blur picture! =)

With some drink.

My drive Ah Mat named Alyssa.

The above few pictures all happened in this awesome stick-of-a-thing. It’s called Menara Taming Sari. Taming Sari is a KERIS if you didn’t know. So this Menara is shaped like a Keris and we went up and saw Malacca.

Spotted! Darren, this blog has readership ok. So goodbye image. ;)

This CENDOL IS AWESOME I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW AWESOME IT IS.

Awesome place with dessert and finished food like in the picture below.

OK LAH DARREN, put nice picture of you to show that you’re actually cool.

We actually spent all of our time in Jonker. We tried to go somewhere else but in the end, ended up in Jonker Street, so yes. JONKER!

I into beads right now. Yes, it looks Monk-ish.

IT was a fun trip! Will definitely go again someday =)

Leconte is 19

2009-08-27T00:27:00.001+08:00

HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY TO ME!

can you believe i’m only turning 19 and have so much good things going on with my life. I am thankful, for everything, especially your wishes!

United States of America, here i come!

2009-08-25T16:07:00.001+08:00

As some of you know, i’ve been doing Bachelor of Communication since January. But all of a sudden, i have this urge of furthering my studies in US. Why? Cause Australia is so boring, everybody goes to Australia, i need something new and fresh. It’s like a mini Asia/Malaysia.

That is why, i dropped my Bachelor of Communication and enrolled in America Degree Transfer Program and Hawaii, here i come! Oh so freaking excited. Of course, before going, i have tonnes of things to do, applying for Visa, sitting for my Toefl and of course scoring good grades this few semesters.

What happened to my scholarship? It’s burned! OMG, so wasted and feel damn guilty. Cause told my parents that i wanna transfer and the scholarship is non-transferable. I is a damn bad child.

So this semester i’m only doing 3 subjects which is hell awesome. And let me tell you, it’s not easy to transfer, i did a lot of running around. But it’s all done now. Forget about staying local, since i have the chance. i will GO FOR IT!

OH yes baby, here i come

Birthday in 2 days. (eh, why does this always happen?!)

what am i doing?

2009-08-22T23:27:00.001+08:00

Latest updates in my life,

Starting uni again this Monday --- kills self, taking 5 subjects, Mondays are killer.
Birthday is coming soon, 27th August, Thursday (eh, how come this font so big?)
My teeth is done.
I joined the postpaid world.
My hair is short.
You can follow me on twitter, on your right!
I got a new phone.
My birthday is this thursday and i don’t have a party.
I went to Malacca on Wednesday. To be blogged about. Oh right, my high school friends sort of celebrated my birthday for me. They is awesome.

Did i mention my birthday is coming this thursday, 27th August?

See, my teeth nice nice already!

Let’s blog about the episode before a new episode comes on tomorrow.

2009-08-22T23:14:00.001+08:00

Shopping Task, something i’m good at, finally! I was paired with Shir and yes, what a good match it is. We were given RM200 and 20 minutes to run around the shopping mall (MINES SHOPPING FAIR) and find stuff for the both of us. If the shop allows us to pinjam clothes, then it’s a plus point for us.

We had to choose our own theme and we chose androgynous. Guy getting in touch with feminine side and girl getting all butch. So we’re a damn smart team, worked really well together. We saw the manager of Mines walking into certain stalls. So obviously, those stalls that we go into, we can pinjam stuff. So we only spent money on her shoes and her vest. Everything on me was pinjamed or my own.

Running around the mall like crazy people and shouting aloud like it was your own stall was fun! Cameras following you like you’re a superstar. Shouting ‘SHIR, over here, over here! try this try that’ Yes, good thing i have taste but seriously the store people in NIchii can go dig their ears. I wanted a vest for shir and the storekeeper said at the back at the back. Then we ran around the whole freaking store looking for the vest but cannot find. I had to explain to her what a vest is just to find out she thought we wanted a dress. Bloody.

All in all i think we did a pretty great job, i mean seriously, look at that! I was damn excited when i heard the winner gets a handphone! And was disappointed to find out that we got 2nd place instead of 1st. Seriously, how can i lose to Feddrick again? I mean, what the heck was he wearing anyway? Let me show you.

Well, what kinda sailor wears like him. i don’t understand. Stephanie did a great job, obviously. But him, i really dont understand, someone please enlighten me. Was pretty upset but i was ok when i found out the phone that they won. So fail can die. It’s light, small, colour screen. It’s like a Nokia 3310 but with colour screen and it’s lighter.

Aiyor, why do i look so good? Kudos to the photographer! Don’t let me hear you saying i perasan.

Challenge this time was superstar, arriving at the destination with a Jaguar. We had to look expensive and i wore 4 freakin layers. But it was such an honour to wear a tuxedo because obviously it was my first time.

fitting at Keith Kee. Nice right the tuxedo.

Wah, i tell you, the TV really portrayed as some arrogant, pompous, over confident bitch. I mean seriously, what’s wrong with being over-confident? It’s not like it will affect my poses or performance or anything. In fact, i think it gives me an advantage. Well, anyway, let them comment all they want, how is commenting that i’m over-confident being constructive? As a conclusion, not constructive criticism. I think the picture turned out nice lor. I think every picture i take turns out nice. It’s called having faith in yourself. If you don’t believe the picture you yourself took, who will? I LIKE THE PICTURES.

I tell you, all of us was sweating like crap that day. Really cannot tahan. Lucky got people fan me and wipe my sweat. Oh, it’s time to justify myself. During each challenge, we are given a time frame to take pictures. For example, 15 minutes, 10 minutes. This time we were given 15 minutes, and after 8 minutes, they said stop. So i thought to myself ok, if i less than 10 mins to get a shot, im sure i did pretty well. BUT NO, i ended up in the bottom 4. FML.

Aiyah, at least i looked good on stage with my Harem pants.

WHATVER LAR. you do the commenting and judging. Lazy to justify myself already. Damn sad, nobody comment wan. =(

The whole time judges were saying that i’m over-confident. What do you think? Is it a good thing or a bad thing? And is this a nice picture or not?

on the cover of a magazine.

2009-08-22T11:26:00.001+08:00

I recently did a shoot that might end me up on the cover of a magazine or the editorial spread. It was shot by Bibo Aswan, you can view some of his stuff at the link. So anyway, it’s not edited yet but here’s a teaser.

Cannot wait to see how everything turns out.

Camel Active Fashion Show

2009-08-22T11:21:00.001+08:00

Yes, i’ve been slacking, but haven’t you heard, slackers are winners. Look at Bill Gates. Yes, this is your dose of Leconte.

I know my blogs got cricket sounds and multiple layers of dust already, plus now that i have readership, i should be more semangat and blog more often. This is a new year resolution.

Last week, eh no, some time ago. I had a fashion show with a few of the other IWBAM3 contestants. It was at Royale Chulan Hotel near KL. It’s a pretty new hotel and yay, free parking! Imagine parking there from morning to night, kill me with parking fees. So good thing it’s new! The hotel is erm, nice. But you should see our runway place. NICE. Let me just show you cause i am very bad at describing, seriously.

The whole concept was lifestyle. It’s like a little bazaar place. Where people eat, mingle, shop. Hence, lifestyle. So this runway show was pretty different as some models had to walk out of the runway and pretend to be vacationers in kicking Camel Active outfits. We weren’t the only ones there, cause you know, it’s a big scaled show and they certainly wouldn’t want us, junior models to spoil it for them. So they had professional models from all over the world, though we didn’t interact much or at all.

Rehearsal, there had to do a dance thingy cause of the whole lifestyle theme and us, just a normal runway show.

Us at a corner. Look at how Alvin (2nd from right) sits. I IS EVIL.

Free flow of beer during the event that night, what’s the point when it runs dry after a while? –_-

Me and my AH BENG hair, oh by the way, it’s gone!

After make-up and ugly picture of SHIR.

We were there at about 12pm, fitting, rehearsal, hair and make-up. The show was at about 7pm. We were wearing their Fall/Winter collection. Can you imagine that? i was wearing 4 layers of clothes. Yes, in Malaysia, in a hotel. Let me show you.

2 layers already bad enough.

this is the whole outfit. I became short. burns and sweats.

The show was so awesome, so many people and so many lights, camera. I was so pissed during the show itself, shall not talk about it because i decided to take the higher road. Yes, forgive and not forget, good policy to get by through the day. After the show, we got to chill, have drinks, and have mini burgers and other stuff. Was so jealous when the editor of Men’s Folio approached Sam, i blame my hair! It’s ok, im sure there are more opportunities to come.

Us after the show, eating and mingling among ourselves. haha

Apparently i look damn ah beng in this picture. Fail. But real person so much better. YAY ME!

Well, the whole show was so awesome and apparently we did a good job although there are minor glitches which involved me. But seriously, what’s done is done. Somehow i’m still unhappy because i don’t want other people to think i’m incompetent when i’m not. But it’s ok.

Me not being able to handle a glass of beer, ok, 2 glasses.

privacy gone

2009-08-14T10:36:00.001+08:00

You know how i was commenting about having no readership at all? Well, I wanna be a model page on Facebook was so kind to publish my blog on the site.

So now, i have readership and i have no more privacy. Meaning to say, i cannot simply say things.

My life is an open book, thanks to facebook.

cannot put pictures like this anymore!

STAY TUNED FOR POST ABOUT CAMEL ACTIVE FASHION SHOW

Episode Brides & Grooms that are not happy

2009-08-13T10:53:00.001+08:00

We found out that this week's task was to feed the homeless and we all were so relaxed to find out that it wasn't an actual task but an activity. We worked with Kechara SoupKitchen which has been doing this for years. We set off to KL and were separated into 2 groups, males and females. I was paired with Sam. We approached a homeless guy and passed him some food, unfortunately he wasn't very open therefore he didn't talk to us much. Defensive much? Well could understand la, cause they are not used to being filmed and being interrogated by H-O-T people like us. Yes, i’m shallow.

Since that guy was so uptight, we were given another shot with another guy. We went to a place where homeless people gather every weekend at one spot and get free food. Talking to them really made me feel like my life is perfect and i still wanna complain that i don’t have enough shoes and nicer gadgets when they, have to think about how they are going to get their next meal.

He definitely has a really good spirit though he has to beg for money and food. Malaysian citizens still has compassion for not bullying him. Anyway, he’s gonna be moved into a shelter home so good for him!

Task aside, it's time for challenge again. This time, we're doing a bridal shoot with designs from Eric Choong, one of Malaysia's renowned designers. Apparently my body size is very disproportional, making the fitting a very difficult process. Disproportional is just a nicer way of saying i’m fat, but i’m not. It’s just that my body is big, and my head is small, making me look fat. OK, maybe it is disproportional. RA!

Like i was saying, I’m NOT THAT short, he’s just a giant!

This challenge we went to Mines Palace Spa Resort. We were paired as a couple, because you can't be taking bridal shots alone right? I got paired with Felixia. HOW FUN! I knew they were gonna pair as together, you know, it’s just a feeling. We seldom mix with Felixia and this is definitely gonna be a challenge. But i told her, this is a competition, and just do whatever, touch him, grope me, just do it.

Damn that thing was so tasty! If you focus, you would actually see my cleavage, damn obvious wei, and besar.

And our concept was very Vogue, very strong, very fashion. We were situated at a patch of flowers and truly it was such an amazing background for a picture. We were given instructions by Eric Choong himself. Clearly, he knows what he is doing, truly a man with experience and exquisite taste. Well, Felixia and I thought we did pretty okay, but we'll never know until we are judged. So, if we think we're good, most probably we'll be bad. If we think we did bad, most probably we'll be bad too.

Judging seems almost normal to us after going through it for so many rounds. However, this time, we'll be judged as a pair, so we don't know whether they will eliminate a pair or an individual. Plus, we had to walk out the runway as a pair! Felixia and I went up she aid and got judged. Judges said we were doing our own thing without any chemistry. LET ME CLARIFY, WE WERE GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS BY ERIC CHOONG HIMSELF. Basically, what he asked us to do, we do.

OK, i admit this doesn’t look like a bridal shot. But then again, They asked us to pose like this. Oh well, i can’t be awesome all the time right?

And there was also a surprise for us, remember during the task where we gave food to the homeless? YES, the photographers were actually taking pictures of us that will be judged! All of our pictures were so funny! Especially mine where i was smiling so happily and made the homeless man smile too. And that made me won the challenge! Apparently i got a very natural smile. I WAS SOOOOOO SURPRISED and of course happy to be taking home Tommy Hilfiger Fragrances. And that tooth that’s jutting out, you can kiss it goodbye cause it’ll be gone on Monday! EXCITED!

Photoshoot for fun

2009-08-10T23:26:00.001+08:00

Yes, i know i promised to post pictures from the photoshoot my friend did for me. So here they are now. Everything was soooooo rushed. We decided we wanted to do a photoshoot at 4pm, and it was conducted at 9pm and concluded at 1.30am.

Within a short time frame and lack of preparation, good shots were taken. Thanks to the model, ahem, myself and the photographer.

EH, you guys know that you can comment right? Or i really don’t have readership. =(

I saw someone wearing the same shirt as i am!

I’m blonde, i’m blonde.

TYRA, fail.

SHIT! better cover up my cleavage.

JUST LOVE THIS PIC SO MUCH. hehe. so kinky la but nice lor, can see underwear. YUM

Faster click the camera la, i finished scratching my chin already!

Episode erm, what is it again?

2009-08-06T11:35:00.001+08:00

Sigh, i’m never satisfied with the pictures they take. I somehow managed to look fat and ugly.

So this episode started off with the task again of course. Since make up and hair is done, it was time to test our mouth in 988 studio in 1u. Oh great lah, im so screwed, you ask me to do impromptu english i can la. Impromptu in mandarin? Don’t need to get my hopes up on winning, just focused on not embarrassing myself.

TASK: Randomly pick a picture and we have to imagine we are in the picture trying to promote the place. And boy, it wasn’t easy at all. Pictures like penang bridge, tugu negara, petaling street and the one i got was the HIGH COURT at Dataran Merdeka. We had 5 minutes to prepare and start crapping for 1 minute.

JUSTIFICATION: I SPOKE FOR 50 SECONDS, NOT JUST ONE SENTENCE. The programme only showed me saying one sentence hence making the judge said that i didn’t utilize my time well, when i actually spoke for 50 seconds already! just 10 seconds left! And since i got the High Court, what happens in the high court is that people are being defended and where bad guys are decided by the Judge to be put into solitary confinement or get a death penalty. SO YES, i will be dressed up as A hero because heroes help good people and defeat bad guys. GET IT?

BITCHING: Seriously, Feddrick did really bad. For one, his mandarin is so much better than mine cause he practices it day and night. And he got nothing to say pulak! So they asked me who did the worse. Of course i said it’s him la. I actually said a lot more but they edited it. I said, even though my mandarin is not so good, at least i tried. But for him, he did not, if he wants to play, he should go home and play. Don’t waste our time. I’m a bitch!

To be honest, when we walked into this challenge/make-up/wardrobe, we were like what the hell. Freaking ugly. But then when everything was put together, the concept, the picture. Everything turned out so awesome thanks to the photographer and the stylists. AHEM.

So we went to putrajaya, again, waking up at 3am it think for the hair and make-up. Only reached putrajaya at 8am. And we randomly drew lots and lo and behold, i was the last one to have my picture taken! FML. Why, cause i waited till about 6.00pm till it was my turn Double FML. Seriously, 8am to 6pm. We had to entertain ourselves with talking rubbish, catwalk, talk more rubbish, and gossip.

CHALLENGE: Had to lie on the road, i do pity those who had to be under the scorching afternoon sun, good thing mine was at 6, cause you know, the weather was awesome by then. My theme was wind/water/something coming at me, and i was supposed to avoid it/back away from it. You know, we had to lie on the road, and obviously we can’t put our heads on the road cause we would get hurt. So they gave us a towel. Apparently my head is too small that whenever i lift my head up, the towel could be seen. Triple FML.

I ABSO ABSO ABSO-lutely love love love love this picture! Plus, i got great comments from all the judges too. Don’t you think i look so goodie here? Haha, yes i do. HOWEVER, i did not. But Felixia won, how could she? I need the RM600 Lewre voucher more than her. I need more shoes, why did she win? Her picture looked like a fallen angel. HMPH. i is angry angry! Even angrier since we’re not that close to her and you can see. I shall not comment about her, she just isolates herself, or we choose to ignore her. I don’t care, i want my Lewre voucher!

seriously?!

2009-07-29T16:11:00.001+08:00

I recently had a photoshoot with a friend for fun. He likes photography and i like being photographed. I needed profile pictures and he needed a portfolio. So it was pretty much a win-win situation. Here is just one of the pictures, when everything is done, i will put it up here, thinking whether it should be put on facebook or not cause some are XXX without the penis.

majored in scoring

2009-07-29T12:09:00.001+08:00

Who would have thought my nerdism literally paid a price!

For once in my life, i’ve received such a BIG scholarship award for being a nerd. Now i know those nerds out there are getting so much benefits.

RM4700 of financial aid is damn a lot wei. I make my parents proud. Now i could use that money to buy more shoes. Oh yes, i’m getting a new phone! ME IS EXCITED!

Episode 4 – All about them HAIR

2009-07-28T15:41:00.001+08:00

Time passes by damn fast right, here i am gonna talk about the latest episode again. And seriously, ~~20 minutes~~ half an hour is so bloody short, but for me it’s a good thing. Not so many ugly moments.

This week is all about the hair. Started with a hair challenge. FYI, the challenge’s theme was RED CARPET. The hair we were supposed to style was to be appropriate for a red carpet event. I wanted to do those really sleek, comb to the side but it was an EPIC FAIL.So whatever la, didn’t win.

look damn weird here la.

Anyway, the rest of us had consolation prizes including hair gel, hair paste and spray which seriously came in handy do those who didn’t bring hair spray. And i find the hair paste really really nice to use, by Wella. Well, clearly Jason won this task cause you know, he’s a hairstylist, so he knows how to use those thingy-ma-jiggy stuffings. He deserved it =)

Hair Challenge. Avant-Garde. For the knowledge of people who doesn’t know what Avant Garde means, Radically new or original, innovation, basically over the top! Seriously, we all had funny funny hairstyles and i had the mushroom! It’s feminine that’s why our challenge is to make is look MAN.

BUT APPARENTLY I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL, not a man, BUT A HORSE!

Yes, after the photoshoot, Mr.Addy told me in person that i have to watch my angle because if i’m not careful, i will look like a horse. MANA TAU HE GO SAY THAT ON TV. Now everyone is laughing at me calling me a horse. Yes, i’m born in the year of the horse and i know i look a bit like a horse but you don’t have to go tell the WHOLE of malaysia, Thanks a lot –_-

Behold, my horse face!

Anyway, i wore some really elaborated outfit styled by Junior from Singapore. I must say i like it very much. =D During the shoot, i was so lost cause no one guided us because during the first challenge we were guided. So i guess i just had to do my thing. After every shot, someone will come and adjust my mushroom for me. And on tv, i said that i didn’t do well and that i can improve myself.

Thing is, we’ll never know whether we’ve done good or not. But i DID good this time! YAY! All 3 judges gave me good comments. But again, i didn’t win the challenge but it’s OK. I think we all were a bit more comfortable at the judging hall, MIND YOU, it’s 40 degree Celsius in there. And i wore 2 layers with a tie this time, I’m mad!

Me likey it!

calling ALL project runway fans!

2009-07-23T12:49:00.001+08:00

OMG OMG, there’s gonna be a 6th season. And to kick start this season, there will be a special two-hour ‘all-star’ challenge where previous seasons’ contestants will come back to compete for 100,000 cash. I’m friggin’ excited!

Contestants include:

Daniel Vosovic, Season 2
Santino Rice, Season 2
Jeffrey Sebelia, Season 3
Uli Herzner, Season 3
Mychael Knight, Season 3
Chris March, Season 4
Sweet P, Season 4
Korto Momolu, Season 5

Korto, Daniel and Santino

HIghlighted again.

2009-07-20T15:12:00.001+08:00

Ok, Leconte head itchy so he went to the saloon to get his hair done. Can’’t dye the whole head cause it’s already brownish, so the only thing i could do is to highlight, and that’s my my hairstylist – Bryant did. HE ROCKS BY THE WAY.

I’m wearing a BLOODY HUGE CONDOM on my head.

Decided that condom can’t fit my head properly, changed into a shower cap.

Yes, i was very free!

THIS IS THE END RESULT. Me @ work being bored.

I know you must think that this is very LALA, That’s what i thought too, but then i grew to like it, and if you really don’t like it, wait lah, by 2 months, it’s gonna be cut already.

Episode 3 – I ‘WANNABE’ a Model 3

2009-07-20T14:55:00.001+08:00

Episode 3 aired last night at 9.30pm and it was the first time i watched it with my family at home on tv. Previous 2 episodes was watched online. The feeling is seriously damn different lor. And honestly, half an hour is really really short. Footages that took 4 hours to film was aired for about 4 minutes or so. WE WANT MORE AIR TIME! =D

Anyway, this episode is the real thing! Task, challenge, and judging! This is real! Make up task, we had to use 15 or 10 mins to make up. Girls went first so they went for safe make up. When it was the guys’ turn, ladybird, vampires all appeared. Was truly hilarious. i didn’t win cause mine was damn boring.

Gosh! my head really damn small and i’m so short i had to find my spot! DAMMIT! And you can see my boring make up.

The challenge was actually a beauty shot. My theme was erm, actually i don’t know what my theme was because other people had eyeliner, foundation, base bla bla bla. But i didn’t get a specific theme, or maybe i did, just wasn’t listening. So i shall decide my theme is body scrub. HAHA, the picture came out really WILD, with body scrub all over my body and hair, i wish i had the picture! I will get it after the competition.

Oh YAY! I forgot i can do this!

The whole time, they were asking me to ‘raaaa, raaaa, rawwwrrrrrr’ so thats what i did la. I even made noises during the shoot. HEHE. But during judging, i got bad comments. But whatever lah, was a nice picture wei. AND OMG, I LOOKED SO HORRIBLE DURING JUDGING WEI. that angle is NOT my angle. And i havta bear with this for another don’t know how many rounds =(

tweet tweet

2009-07-15T15:29:00.001+08:00

Twitter came into the picture. Isn’t it the same thing as Facebook’s personal message? MSN personal message? How bout people who are using not canggih phones like Nokia 3310, or my current Sony Ericsson which can’t get online easily?

It’s so much easier for people with iPhones or canggih phones to update their twitter right? So why use twitter?

But i got it anyway. LOL. I need a tutorial =)

If you’re wondering…

2009-07-14T18:25:00.001+08:00

Yes, what exactly happened to my teeth? Only after yesterday i found out that there will be another session before i could look hotter. Yesterday was just to adjust the nerves and get an X-ray done so they could make a crown for my tooth. Everything was done in 30 minutes, though i was numb for 3 hours.

i wasn’t afraid of going to the dentist. I even told my mom that NOT PAIN AT ALL LAH! Then she scared me saying, oh, wait till you go for your next appointment, the last time i did, i almost died. THANKS MOM, great encouragement. NOW IM DAMN FREAKING SCARED WEI! SHIT

I HATE BREAKOUTS.

I WANT THIS DAMMIT!

Episode 2

2009-07-13T14:11:00.001+08:00

Guess what? i missed the 2nd episode again cause i was with fabulous people doing fabulous things like eating. So i missed it again, plus, it would be too weird to watch with my family right. eek!

Anyway, i caught the repeat on www.8tv.com.my at around 11 something pm. Kudos on their efficiency of uploading the video. Episode 2 was only about 20 minutes minus the excruciating commercials. It included the makeover, catwalk class, make up class, promotional photoshoot and our very first challenge.

After hair-do, just a different colour and shorter lor.

Catwalk class.

During the first promotional photoshoot, we’re supposed to be very cool with sleeked back hair, all black like mafia. This is not a challenge so i don’t havta justify how i did. Hehe. But the pictures are all out edi la, the one with us all-in-black.

The first challenge, we didn’t know whether they were gonna eliminate people or not. Nevertheless, it was our first challenge so nervous-ness was in the air. What he had to do was to use 20 mins to do our hair, make-up and wear something fashionable from Espirit, urgh, tough. Maybe i wasn’t kiasu enough, cause all the other 7 guys ran into the room to grad clothes, i didn;t. That is why i changed my outfit 3 times and decided to use layering.

that was what i wore

Do you think that guy deserved to win? I don’t think so, just because he got the nice jacket, seriously.

crown me

2009-07-10T20:06:00.001+08:00

As you all know, i have very ugly teeth. Teeth jutting out, sharp, and uneven. I’ve always complained about that and story goes like this.

When i was a kid, i had 2 teeth jutting out on the left and on the right. I fixed, well the dentist fixed the right part but i didn’t want to fix the left part. ALL BECAUSE MY BROTHER HAD IT.

Mom: We’re going to the dentist to remove your other tiger tooth.

Stubborn ME: NOOO!!! Kor kor got, i also want to keep mine.

That was the biggest dumb blonde mistake i have ever made in my life, well one of them. Even blondes are smart enough to make themselves look pretty. Well, it’s all gonna change on Monday where I’m gonna pay a visit to Dr.Khoo who will make me HOTTER. YAY!! And obviously doing it now is gonna cost MUCH MUCHH MORE. I LOVE MY PARENTS =)

I’m so excited. Am i gonna miss my tooth, my identity for more than 10 years? Screw it, there’s gonna be a new identity!

Alyssa is a bitch

2009-07-10T14:11:00.001+08:00

I’m working for Alyssa’s mom. And she is my colleague and she’s flying off to UK tomorrow for 3 freaking weeks. WHO AM I GONNA HAVE LUNCH WITH NOW?

Attention: PEOPLE, call me out for lunch, thanks!

We get paid to Facebook!

ok, seriously, Episode 1

2009-07-07T23:59:00.001+08:00

FINALLY, they’ve fixed the problem on the website. I just watched the first episode and damn, it was hilarious. I can’t remember all but there was this one guy who kneeled down in front of the stage and acted cute with his cutesy pose like that one below. But really, he did it SO much better than me.

I only appeared twice but considered good enough already! Once doing my walk and the other time showing my million dollar smile. WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING WEI. Everybody who watched it commented on my smile. Because they asked us to look happy, so i smile la, then tired edi, so never smile, then smile again, then tired again. But i’m so glad i look H-A-W-T. =D *you can go ahead and roll your eyes*

The 2nd audition was so so so tiring. Was there at 8am, waited till about 2.30pm till it was my turn, or was it 3.30pm. Hmmm, whatever, still had to wait a long time. In the audition, apparently what i wore made me look fat, but i still stand by my fashion sense. They gave me a coat and asked me to take out the black t shirt i was wearing outside a white long sleeve shirt. Not very nervous la, did my thing.

ok whattt, hair was off that time cause i was testing.

And then waited for another few hours till about 8pm where all 140 people had to go in and wait again. They said the judges will take 5 minutes to deliberate and come out with a verdict but we waited 45 minutes. BUT YEAH, IT WAS WORTH IT =D

First Episode

2009-07-07T00:12:00.001+08:00

WOAH, heard the first episode was hilarious. And remember i said i was gonna review when each episode comes out? Yea i did but i can’t because i myself missed the show cause i was in Pavilion for the fashion show remember? So yea, now i’m waiting for the video to be uploaded on www.8tv.com.my so i can view and not freak out when i see myself.

So yes, the fashion show in pavilion. Aldo and Material. I loved the shoes i was wearing and the sweater not so much but it cost RM399.00 so yeah, gotta love it ;) Reached pavilion at 8am for rehearsal which took 1 hour. Waited till 2pm for hair and make-up which only took half an hour. And waited until 6.30pm just to be on stage for 20 seconds plus minus. All in all it was a great experience and i had so much fun because you know, attention, i love you much much. And clothes, i love you more more.

Stay tuned for review of episode 1. =D

When i saw this picture, sigh, really tak boleh lor, what do you think?

More busybody stuff

2009-07-03T17:23:00.001+08:00

For those who have a Facebook account and are very ‘8’, you can actually go to the I Wanna be a Model page which you can find through my profile. Be a fan even if you’re not and you can watch videos of me which is damn ugly OMG. And you can see pictures and updates. Updates like which newspapers have our pictures, roadshows bla bla bla. They’ve uploaded 2 teaser videos for the first and second episode.

OMG i tell you, the 2nd video got me saying in mandarin ‘My Goal is to be no. 1’ WAHLAU.

mom the joker

2009-07-02T21:13:00.001+08:00

My mom is so crazy nowadays i tell you, but she rocks cause even though i have enough money, she still gives me money =)

By the way, if you wanna see me embarrass myself in front of many people, besides tuning in to 8tv I Wanna be a Model 3 which airs this Sunday 9.30pm, you can come to pavilion on Sunday to see me on the runway at 6.30pm i think. This is a fashion show for the Mega Sale, it’s my first! STRESS but sooooo excited!

Man, you got taste!

2009-07-01T22:46:00.001+08:00

I HAVE TO blog about this. I went to buy bread for mom at Malaysia Institute of Baking (MIB). By the way, their bread rocks la. Students bake them, we buy them.

So i chose my bread and went to the counter. Friendly indian guy didn’t mind my fickle mind when i kept adding and adding. And when i said ‘that’s all’, i go and take somemore bread. Then you know what he said or not. YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID OR NOT.

Are you a model ah? Male model? fuuyoooohhhhhhhhh, Man, he got taste~!

And you know what?! He gave me free bread. =) =)

Made my day!

white collar

2009-07-01T18:56:00.001+08:00

Since i have 2 months of holiday, i shall not be a couch potato but be a useful citizen. So i’m working for Alyssa’s mom. Doing easy, repetitive, tiresome things such as paper work, data entry, etc etc. Oh, such a good boy i am. Learning to earn my own money and not rely on my parents, of course i still rely on them la because i’m not earning 4 digits.

Anyway, the show premiers this Sunday and i’m on NanYangXiangPau today, chinese newspaper if you didn’t know. And after every episode, there’s gonna be updates on my blog to justify my actions/words and also to tell you all more la. You know, the deleted scenes/juicy stuff. So make sure you tune in ya!

I seriously damn scared to see myself on national TV. Cause i won’t know how they are gonna portray me. Say if i’m a good person, but they will edit all the good stuff i say and only focus on the bad stuff i say. You get me ah?! DAMN STRESS.

Picture from CittaBella Magazine July Issue 09, top 16+judges+hosts

I Wanna Be A Model 3

2009-06-30T18:28:00.001+08:00

As some of you might have already know, i entered a competition named above. It is a model search reality show where they hunt for Malaysia’s supermodel, male and female. I went for auditions and got through to the top 16. 8 males and 8 females.

I had to go away for about 1 and a half months to undergo training and shootings. I skipped one semester of uni and honestly, i didn’t regret one bit because i seriously had the time of my life! We stayed in a house in Bandar Utama. Everyday is filled. From make up class, catwalk class, language class, task, challenges to judging.

The show officially airs this SUNDAY, 5TH JULY, 9.30PM on 8tv!

I got a break!

2009-06-01T16:18:00.001+08:00

I skipped one semester to join a modeling competition. I’m having so much fun right now. Get to do what i like everyday though waking up at 2.30am is not exactly fun. Applying make up on my face is definitely giving me lotsa pimples, but heck, it’s so damn fun. OK, i’m not supposed to talk about it but when i can, i will!

Stay tuned for more.

ciao ciao

2009-05-10T23:28:00.001+08:00

Leconte is leaving!

Destination : Unknown

Status : Overpacked

p/s will blog about it as soon as i can talk about it!

baby, i’m a lawbreaker, i’m a lawbreaker.

2009-05-06T21:41:00.001+08:00

Made an illegal U-turn and got flagged down by a traffic police standing at the corner. Window was winded down. And this was what went down.

Asshole : Sana tak boleh U-turn tau?

I : Oh, ya ke? Tak tau lah. (of course i knew)

Asshole : IC, driving license.

*opens wallet and looks for IC*

Asshole: Ok, so you nak settle or nak saman.

*Turns to Hsian Yee to look for guidance; she was clueless too*

I : Settle berapa? Saman berapa?

Asshole : Settle RM50, Saman RM150.

I : OKLAH, settle saje la. (Baby, i’m a lawbreaker, i’m a lawbreaker)

Asshole : You angkat sarung tangan ini dan letak wang dalam.

*Hsian and i started laughing and proceeded to putting money in his WHITE sarung tangan*

I : Masih mau tengok IC tak?

*showed him my IC*

Asshole : EH, you tak cukup umur ah. (I look like a child in the IC, fat child) You berapa umur? (directed to Hsian)

Hsian : 20.

I : Nah, driving license saya.

Asshole : Okok, thank you, you enjoy your day ya?

Hsian & I : YOU enjoy your day.

*went off laughing*

WHAT DID I LEARN?

ask for discount.
come up with some fake excuse to get out of the situation.
that i’m going to continue making that U-turn.

Under Construction

2009-05-03T22:28:00.001+08:00

My blog is finally getting a makeover, thanks to Keith. So it will now undergo surgery for a few days and hopefully it’ll be up and running with sexified layouts.

Look on the bright side, i have a CBOX and you can now comment!

i is eccentric

2009-05-03T20:40:00.001+08:00

I hate shopping with girls because they can find cheap things. Especially from this bazaar i went to in Bangsar, a house was rented and vendors sold their clothes. RM25 can get you 2 tops. RM20 can get you a pair of shoes. For ladies.

I’m so pissed as i went home empty handed. I asked one of the vendors where are all the guys stuff. Oh, they were here yesterday. I bet business for them weren’t so good that’s why they left, if only they stayed another day, they would make loads! Pissy me!

Yes, i wore this out to 1utama. I think it’s cool and will be doing this again.

bake a cake

2009-05-03T20:34:00.001+08:00

Labour Day was spent being a labour. Labours who were given confusing & wrong instructions by their employer. It took 4 people to bake one cake. Process: Noisy. Result: Orgasm.

There were so much shouting. Tim was giving wrong instructions. Keith was a bimbo. Hsian and I, well, we were awesome.

Layering cake!

Yes, the cake was so awesome until Little Miss Naughty wanted somethin’ somethin’

Keith looks happy though he doesn’t like chocolate. I KNOW! is that even legal?

Yea, more posing.

TADAH! Fats on a plate. Good fats.

We are not pros ok, don’t come to us and expect us to bake cakes for your birthday. Just follow a recipe book.

i oblige

2009-04-28T19:12:00.001+08:00

Since i’ve been tagged by JOey and Alyssa, i shall punish them!

Picture 1 : picture of friend doing an immoral pose. (stay in the ocean please)

Picture 2 : picture of you and someone wearing the same apparel. (thunder thighs!)

Picture 3 : A picture of my fabulous self.

Picture 4 : A picture of myself i wish to fix. (looks like she needs more fixing!)

i should be so lucky.

2009-04-24T15:59:00.001+08:00

Last month, i called a radio station and won something. Never in my life have i won something from a radio station, let alone lucky draws. So i’ve come to a conclusion, no one tunes in to this station and i was the only one who called. (BLAH, DONT KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD MP3 FILE)

The radio station i’m talking about is Capital FM, 88.9. I can picture some of you going, huh? Yes, this station exists, www.capitalfm.com.my. Meaning now i have to compete with you people for prizes. This station plays all kinds of music, music you’ve never heard on mainstream stations. They don’t overplay songs. And there’s very little advertisements.

I called them and answered a simple question: Is drinking water the same as drinking other beverages? Of course not, that’s why i won an ORP detoxifying treatment and Microzone Facial. And i just got home from it.

Didn’t see a single male and all the female staff went O.O went i was topless and i had to wear boxers provided by them. EWW. The ORP treatment is basically a hot sauna in a well. I was placed in there for 20 minutes with temperature of 46 degree Celsius. That was supposed to be relaxing but i thought it was a torture, maybe i was too healthy she said. The other more torturing part of the 20 mins was to watch national geographic talking about atoms, stars, neutrons. I ALMOST DIED!

I was then let into a room for a facial. This one i loved. They gave me a choice, to focus on certain areas like the nose, eyes, or i can do the whole face. I chose the whole face and i didn’t want any extractions because i have a 2nd audition tomorrow.

I must say it was a fun experience and they weren’t pushy. I hate when people just forces you to buy their products. They were nice and friendly.

p/s my posts are getting more and more wordy.

Audition Day

2009-04-19T18:49:00.001+08:00

Today is the 19th, and it’s the second day of I Wanna Be a Model 3 auditions in The Mines Shopping fair. I was there with 3 awesome friends who temaned me and calmed me down the whole time.

Before this audition, i really did not prepare at all. Some of the contestant really had little punch lines until they got punched out of the competition. I was pretty confident, really confident you know, that i could do it and do it well. Just my mandarin is not as proficient as Lee Hom or any other chinese educated people, and i’m chinese educated!

Anyway, i wasn’t nervous until i found out that the audition was held in the middle of the shopping centre, instead of little rooms where there’s privacy. I started freaking out, quickened heart beats, yawning and stiff neck. I started doubting myself and thought i was crazy to do this. But you know, i love being on stage and i travelled all the way to Mines.

It was supposed to start at 10am but it started at 11am. When the emcees were explaining some of the rules and stuff, i went huh? And there was one part where one of the emcees said you might have to show your upper body, i went O.O and she laughed. What the contestants had to do was walk up the stage, walk to the middle, walk to the front, walk back, walk to the front again, grab the microphone, say your name, age, reason why you wanna join this competition.

I shall not comment on the 14 contestants before me, as i found out i do have readership for this blog and i don’t wanna hurt anybody’s feelings. But only 3 of them got selected, or was it 2? When it was my turn, i strut my stuff, and grabbed the microphone. Told my mandarin name, age, and the reason why i wanted to join this competition. Since the emcees said that 200 contestants on Saturday said it’s their dream to be a model. I wanted to be Me, Different, Distinct, Funny. So i said, i want my future kids to know how great of an experience Daddy has had when he was younger. That made people laughed and definitely caught some attention.

The Judge, the only judge, was pretty impressed i think because she was REALLY harsh towards the other contestants. At least she was smiling to me. Oh, before i got to the microphone, i did my little walk and i ended it with a silly smile, i don’t know why. So she said, when you walked, everybody was thinking, ooo, a korean superstar lookalike, and you had to make a silly face. So i apologised, and said, Do you want me to walk again, because i can walk again. She said yea go ahead. So i did it again, and i ended it with a silly face AGAIN! –_-

She asked if i did other jobs before, and why my hair looks different in the picture and my reply was ‘it’s just up’. I didn’t have to show my tummy without 6 pecs. i’m happy. And i admitted to her that my mandarin wasn’t fluent but my english was good. She then said to me that this is mandarin programme and i should be able to converse in mandarin. she then asked if i am able to do it. I said, i will try my best because i will practice conversing in mandarin and that i have the confidence to do this and if she would give me a chance to prove it to her.

True enough, SHE GAVE ME THAT CHANCE. so now, i’m in the 2nd round.

I’m excited but extremely worried at the same time. There’s the contract thing, the venue thing, the what am i gonna do if i get it thing, am i gonna skip 2 semesters of studying? What should i do?

….

2009-04-16T13:05:00.001+08:00

My life revolves around home, gym, home, gym, adding to the fact that i shit twice or thrice a day. I’m a healthy bastard who divulges too much information and poo.

Exam starts this Saturday and i’m ready, what do you think i’ve been doing at home? I can’t masturbate all the time. Plus, the lightning killed my router, telephone line and automatic gate on Saturday. Hence, causing me to be feel what backward people feels. I was soo bored that i watched Sex and the City series for the 4th time. And yes, there are 6 seasons. I’m sexified.

Ever heard of I Wanna be a Model? They are having auditions for the third season and Leconte is going with 3 fabulous friends who’s gonna bitch with him. This is a chinese thing and my mandarin is more broken than ever. Yes, i can speak Mandarin you mofos. Honestly, i’m not supposed to even join this competition because i have a contract already. But according to my agent, win only worry lah, go for the exposure. Which is true, because if i get in the top 8, i will be on TV.

Call me a bitch, but i think i can really do this if they don’t regard my broken Mandarin as a big issue. I have taste, i have the knowledge, i have the ability to carry myself. You think the people who’s going for the audition have those too? Well ok, maybe they do. But i’m sure we’re gonna have a laughing good time laughing at the people there.

Wait for updates and let’s just hope i remember to take photos when im there. It’s in MINES by the way, yea i know, tell me about it.

Yes, i’m alive. And weeeeeeeee, i look so cute here. I don’t care what you think.

viral infection

2009-04-05T20:26:00.001+08:00

woah, talk about neglect. I’ve been neglecting my blog for a while. Either my life has been uneventful or I've been busy and lazy. All the above.

Speaking of viral infections, my MSN has contracted this virus. And for your information, i DID NOT click on, ‘hello, interested in some acai berry?’ I’m not that stupid okay.

I really hate it when people think that i’m so dumb to click on those links, because i didn’t click on it. It somehow got into my system and i don’t know how to get rid of it.

p/s exam is coming, so when it’s over, i will update more.

Earth Hour

2009-03-28T20:23:00.001+08:00

Earth Hour will start in 10 minutes. Am i going to turn off my lights? No, because on Saturday morning, i already did! I had my own pre-Earth 1 and a half Hour. Yes, i turned off EVERYTHING for 1 and a half hours, my fan, my laptop, my fan.

And you are right, there was a blackout in my house. I’ve already done my part, now it’s your turn.

Go GuGu over GaGa

2009-03-22T18:30:00.001+08:00

All HAIL Lady Gaga! She rocks my socks, pants, underwear and my room. Because i will dance around in my room to her addictive songs. Seriously, forget Just Dance ft. Akon. Listen to The Fame, Like it Rough, Beautiful Dirty Rich, Boys Boys Boys, Fashion. Basically everything else lah.

I wanna have your babies!

When i hear her, i just wanna poke poke poke poke poke poke her face =)

dinner

2009-03-17T19:45:00.001+08:00

forgive me for the lack of posts, that’s because the most eventful thing that happened these 2 weeks is a cat (NOT Spotty) eating a rat in my garden!

it’s joel!

2009-03-15T19:20:00.001+08:00

what a joke!

2009-03-08T17:25:00.001+08:00

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/8/nation/3434497&sec=nation

There was a riot at Istana Negara. People were protesting against the policy of using English for Science and Maths till the cops had to use teargas to disperse the crowd.

WHAT A JOKE! So many other important issues in the country and people are having riot about this issue. Honestly, the Education Ministry made the smartest decision to use the English Language for Science and Maths. And now, PAS members want the subjects to be taught in Bahasa Malaysia. WHY?

“They are not fighting for democracy but are demo crazy,” said Inspector General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan. I think they are just crazy.

Hitz.fm VS FlyFm

2009-03-08T17:00:00.001+08:00

Both radio stations are competing with each other to give us poor citizens money. If you’re such a frog in a well, this is for you. Hitz.fm let a fugitive loose in Malaysia, whomever finds him or her gets money. FlyFm on the other hand just calls you and you have to answer ‘FlyFm…hot…music….something’, then you get money.

A guy who won money from FlyFm said this, ‘it’s so much easier than hunting for one guy!’

D’ Hair Shop

2009-03-04T17:13:00.001+08:00

This shop sells hair. Nola, they sell hair products. From styling, shampooing, to hair care products for dandruffs and stuff. I recently did a photoshoot with them. My pictures are gonna be at their stores, pavilion and sungei wang. I don’t know when.

It’s not gonna come out like that la, this is just compiled.

Something for you to chew on.

Happy 1st of March!

2009-03-01T21:02:00.001+08:00

Get it?

seriously?

2009-02-25T10:08:00.001+08:00

HEHE, welcome to my mouth again =) Sorry la, i know it’s disgusting. Those white stuff, ulcers! And it’s giving me headaches, fever, chills. Bloody things. Serious mother truckers i tell you.

Boys, what’s your EHS?

2009-02-25T08:52:00.001+08:00

Erection Hardness Score. You better know now. ;)

Level 1 : Like tofu, large but not hard.

Level 2: Like peeled banana, not hard enough for penetration.

Level 3: Like unpeeled banana, hard for penetration but not completely.

Level 4: Like cucumber.

Was laughing my ass off when i saw this in the papers. I don’t wanna tell you what level i am, after you jealous and throw chilli powder on me.

i’m grounded

2009-02-22T14:21:00.001+08:00

I’ve always planned to go overseas to further my studies. Next year for 2 years. But recently, I've decided to stay put and finish my degree in Malaysia, Help Institute College. ~~Yay!~~ It just dawned on me that i have everything here. The reason why my parents wanted me overseas is because of higher education/higher learning=better certificate hence better pay and the like.

So i decided to clarify with the marketing people at my department and found out that i needed to do 3 years in Australia rather than 2 years in Malaysia to get the Honours degree, provided i get really good results and they have to invite me to do my honours. Doing it here, locally, automatically gives me the Honours. BA.Comm(Hons). Exactly. Besides, there are only 2 universities i can choose from, lousy uni 1 and lousy uni 2.

SO I WILL BE STAYING IN MALAYSIA.

Quite sad to see everybody going overseas except me but ultimately, i’m the one who made the decision. I know my mommy is happy.

Why staying in Malaysia is better?

Car.
Don’t have to worry about my next meal.
Cash.
Maid. (to clean, iron, tidy up)
Someone to take care of me when i’m sick.
Gym.
Brother to help me with computer related problems.
Don’t have to think about packing if i study abroad. I really wonder how many shoes i’m gonna bring.
No bushfires and long droughts, here, i can use as much water as i want.

What do i miss out on?

Freedom, as in total freedom.
Living independently, in other words, living alone. (it’s so overrated)
The cool weather. I really wanna wear coats and jackets.
Check out Australia.
Experience culture, food and people. (But Australia’s a mini Asia)

Oooo, Malaysia wins!

C for cat.

2009-02-19T19:02:00.001+08:00

Damn cute, watch it ok! First video on my blog, weee!

I have a cat, her name is Spotty, her tits are huge because little kitties are sucking on them. Fine, it’s not my cat but it should be mine since she’s here everyday begging me for food. JUST LOOK AT HER!

my watch nice right?

2009-02-17T22:45:00.001+08:00

rain

2009-02-17T18:20:00.001+08:00

You know how sometimes when bad things happen to us and we curse and moan and curse somemore, but only to find out later that what happened might just be a good thing? Like today, i put on this beady bracelet and it broke. So i was a good and clean boy, picked the little little beads up in my room.

Yes i was cursing, but what if it happened in uni? Embarrassment and littering because i’m sure as hell not gonna pick those up one by one.

Something bad might actually be something good. On a heavier note, it rained heavily, i love rain.

Happy Single’s Day

2009-02-15T19:40:00.001+08:00

I think Valentine’s Day is such a commercialised and overrated day. Other days cannot give your loved ones bears, flowers, presents la? Must this give on February 14 only is it?

It’s a day where restaurants are damn happy because stupid couples fall for it. Florists are busting their asses off to assemble dozens of roses together. Those cute shops with bears and candies are packed. Wedding registrations.

All the single people gather and say they wanna boycott Valentine’s Day and call it Single’s Day, we deserve a day as much as you do. But then again, it’s because we, the single people do not have anyone.

There’s no surprise there.

on the CD cover

2009-02-09T10:38:00.001+08:00

remember the Prom i went to last year? They made a CD with all the pictures/memorable moments in it. And they used me as the cover. I’m so thrilled!

Now i know how i look like if i’m ANIME. LeConto!

I is Nice

2009-02-05T20:16:00.001+08:00

Whoever said that i’m a terrible friend. IN YOUR FACE.

It says ‘Happy B’day’. Baked with love and sweat, lotsa sweat for the birthday girl. Well, since she likes cupcakes soooo much.

Pick N Brew

2009-02-05T20:12:00.001+08:00

is the name of the restaurant we went for Alyssa’s 18th birthday. Yes, she can watch kinky movies now. This hidden treasure is located at 1Utama, somewhere at the old wing.

Introducing the dish, not the person. Spaghetti ______, so much for introducing. Lotsa seafood, worth your money. Less than RM25.

Since this restaurant is Pick N Brew, you’re supposed to pick coffee beans and they will brew them for you, i think. But no, we ended up with other drinks. Like the one i ordered, Chocolate Freppelicious. And heck, was it freppeLICIOUS. RM13 but totally worth it!

Seeing how there was olive oil and vinegar on the table, i expected them to have bread. They only served it 5 minutes before they brought out our main courses. Maybe me ~~shouting~~ saying ‘where’s our complimentary bread?’ got them slicing the bread. But good bread, good bread.

Angelhair Marinara. Not a big fan of Angelhair because i would rather eat MeeHoon. But it’s not that bad, they were very generous with the sea creatures. If you were wondering how i know how everything tasted, yes, i tak malu, eat everyone’s food.

Penne Carbonara. If you’re the hardcore cream type, this is for you. I doubt a girl could finish it unless you’re Princess Fiona. It is so creamy if puts sperms to shame. I didn’t know where that came from. But yum, i loved it, not the sperm.

This is Nasi Kerabu, yes, they do have Asian Food. Hmmm, it’s nice. It burnt someone’s tongue though.

Now this was what i ordered. Lamb Tikka. The Acar, which is the one on the right, barely made it. The lamb was really good though, kinda like lamb meatballs. If they were to give more lamb, i would give it a 7/10. But they didn’t.

Beef Cheeseburger. Full Stop.

The most expensive dish for the night. The Lamb Shank. Some people thought it was a scam. I tried a little bit of it, i thought i was pretty okay. Didn’t have a ‘wow’ factor.

I thought the ambience was pretty awesome with great interior plus the lack of patrons. Let’s just hope it doesn’t close down. But really, price is good, drinks are GOOD, desserts supposed to good but we were too stuffed. I would definitely go there again. Ask me out.

hop hop

2009-02-01T17:37:00.001+08:00

So Chinese New Year celebration was pretty boring. Went to a few houses to ~~get angpau~~ visit friends and say hi to aunty and uncle.

First day was a total bore, and the vegetarian dishes didn’t make it any better. Thank goodness for pasta and nasi lemak.

Second day was slightly better because went to watch Red Cliff II, a movie that i totally recommend! Watch the first one then watch this. It’s damn good. Don’t worry if you don’t know Mandarin, i know Mandarin but i don’t get their ancient Mandarin. And ladies, Takeshi Kaneshiro you know, with a gay fan.

Uno Stack-O, a game that’s so forgotten yet so classic. Lotsa screaming were involved.

First time played until the stack so high.

Losers contribute money to Mr.Sharpie, The Leprechaun. Can you see his pot of gold? The rainbow is on the other side.

UH HUH, this came in handy when we played ‘In-between’, a money game. We played small small ok.

Boredom led to baking, and the results were awesome Chewy Chocolate Cookies.

Yum, fondue with grapes and other fruits. Ways to gain weight. In this picture, you can see my highlighted hair. Oh gosh, this is a bimbo post.

16 random things.

2009-01-27T15:45:00.001+08:00

Haha, i can see from here, your jaws dropping because i’m doing this.

Because i’ve been tagged by 2 people. Instructions are good. They give structure in life. bla bla bla, 16 random things, bla bla bla.

1. My testicles are like breasts, one big, one small. And yes, i have testicles if you’re wondering.

2. I clean by nose by digging it with my fingers ~~and eating what i find.~~

3. I like to dance naked because i love seeing certain things in motion.

4. My goal in life is to score that goal. Make sense eh?

5. Instead of putting pictures of loved ones in my wallet, i have a picture of myself.

6. If i don’t shit for one day, i will feel uneasy.

7. I like how things are organised, like my clothes. First, they are divided into collared tees, plain coloured tees and patterned tees. Then it’s time to arrange it according to colour where the darkest coloured shirt will be placed at the bottom and its get lighter.

8. I always complain about the heat and when i get hot, i get damn irritated and pissed. That must mean i get irritated all the time ;)

9. I’m hardly angered. Right?

10. There’s always space for dessert.

11. 11 is a number when you put two 1’s together. Amazing discovery.

12. I keep a journal where i have a list of people i hate.

13. I’m a joker who likes to joke, anyone who believes ‘no. 12’ is an idiot.

14. I say ‘seriously’ like seriously a lot.

15. I wonder why pubic hair exists. It’s so useless. If it has to be there, why isn’t it yellow or red?

16. I like to make everything sound naughty, if you know what i mean. See, i did it again.

Happy Chinese New Year! The time for ~~ang paos and food~~ reuniting with family and friends and catching up with some good ol’ gambling sessions.

cupcakes my ass!

2009-01-25T17:46:00.001+08:00

Seriously, when did cupcakes take over cakes? Some smart ass decided to make cupcakes happen and it did, and i’m pissed. i want cakes again! It’s not that i don’t like cupcakes, it’s just so not cool anymore.

Last year’s birthday celebration with cupcakes and guess what, the cupcake didn’t turn out so nice, we had to give the leftover cupcakes to some random people who sang the birthday song for us. Still, i really appreciate what you guys did, but NO CUPCAKES THIS YEAR THANKS.

Andrew’s birthday, more cupcakes from Marmalade, Bangsar. Sugar overload, bad bad bad. The cupcakes, not the gesture. NO CUPCAKES THIS YEAR THANKS.

Zoe’s birthday party. Ok la, this one was really cute because every cupcake was purple and had the whole Happy Birthday Zoe thing. NO CUPCAKES THIS YEAR THANKS.

What happened to cakes?! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO CAKES? Not talking about the lousy cakes at Secret Recipe. Nice cakes you know. Screw cupcakes

highlighted

2009-01-24T22:23:00.001+08:00

I always want something new. So new year, new look. Went to get a hair cut because it was long, duh. You know when it’s long, it gets hard to style. I’m Mr.Stylo Milo, so my hair needs to be styled. Wonder whether there’s such thing as hair cancer, cause i might get it, looking at the products i use.

Went to Damansara Uptown, Wings to get a hair cut. I even messaged my stylist to make sure he was working that day. And he was. I initially just wanted a haircut, but you know la. One thing led to the other, they are very good at convincing or maybe it’s just me. Warning! Below are disturbing images of me. Men with Small Head. Mayday!

Shuushh, i know what you’re thinking. I look like Smeagol from Lord of The Rings.

This is the first time i’m doing highlights, was damn afraid what it might turn out to be. Really didn’t know what colour to go for. Red? Violet? Copper? Ended up with Ash something i dont know.

So they basically wrapped my head with the shower-cap thingy which has holes for the hair to stick out. And they dyed it and steamed it. And voila! i didn’t take any pictures of me with the hair. Stay tuned for more LaLa in Da House, only on fritolays.blogspot.com. All i can say is i’m a satisfied customer. And it only cost me RM80------Cut and Highlight.

Little nipples

2009-01-21T19:08:00.001+08:00

Today is the day where i tasted nipples for the first time in my life and heck are they sweet!

Don’t they look like nipples, seriously? Soft on the outside, sweet in the inside. Ok, i blame the sugar. But still, nipple much? It’s actually Peach Jam Cookies. There was a jam outside, so my kitchen was jamming up these jam cookies. What is wrong with me!

i don’t get to bake this Friday. Cause Chinese New year is here, and my kitchen is filled with cookies.

Photoshoot

2009-01-19T16:48:00.001+08:00

Had a photoshoot yesterday. Apparently Nikon, the camera brand, has an academy where students can attend classes to improve their photo-taking skills. I’m talking about those DSLRs and CANGGIH256 camera, not those you use to cam-whore.

So this time was outdoor aka sports aka i know nothing about. I’ve done this before and the last time was indoor and i was in ‘working’ outfit’. Headed to Universiti Malaya’s tennis court because i didn’t have any basketball outfit.

There were 2 other models. Full stop, you know what i mean, ahhh, i show you pictures.

I know right?

Well, its not like i’m any better cause i really dont like the shots that i got. I look so, …………

Sigh, this picture, cannot make it la.

Apparently there were raving about this picture, but hmmm, i dont see it.

Haha, this is so crazy. If only the racquet could be seen clearly.

Well this is what happens if you ask an amateur tennis player to play tennis. I is the noob. After a while, they brought this girl, 14 year old girl, she’s Asia’s world ranking no.1 junior tennis player. Adele Boey. Ahhh, everyone started photographing her and we shake leg only. But she damn ‘cun’(lcly) i tell you. You’re 14 only ok.

This last picture lagi funny. I didn’t realise that they took the picture, clearly. Lesson learned, always be on your best behaviour at occasions like this.

Yea, this was posted at a forum where EVERYONE could see. ><

Umar dan I, Mak Piah

2009-01-18T21:53:00.001+08:00

This picture is damn classic la. I heart.

4 years into the world

2009-01-16T20:42:00.002+08:00

My parents were searching for their passports, and found my old passport and this picture was inside. So cute yes?

I wanna be naive and have everything taken care for me again. And i wanna fly overseas for free.

HELP –you know, like a magazine

2009-01-14T14:10:00.001+08:00

I’m on a big poster. Teehee. In the middle somemore. This is a Foundation in Arts poster. And they are gonna have brochures and flyers too, different pictures i hope. This picture that i took was on the advertising stand. Something like this.

So anyway, here’s the picture, i like!

interesting.

2009-01-12T19:28:00.002+08:00

you know how i always explain to people that my name means a Male Count, not a male cow you stupid, cows are female anyway. Turns out it doesnt mean that, according to my french ~~fries~~ friend, it means a Fairytale. *whoooshh*

so i think i would rather believe my french speaking German friend than my english high school teacher who is Indian.

Aren't i a fairytale come true? *i can see your expressions*

but i'm still horny

2009-01-08T16:53:00.003+08:00

there is this product in my room, not sure what exactly it's for. Scrub maybe? Whitener maybe? It's definitely not cream. But look at what it can do...

My title says it all.

Diary of the Dead

2009-01-07T23:03:00.005+08:00

Knowing me, i don't watch horror movies, that's if you count 30 days of Night as a horror film. So thought i'd try Diary of the Dead which was released March last year in the UK and now 2009 in Malaysia. We're so advanced! I wasn't terrified at all, some parts were kinda funny.

Now, the movie was okay. I give it a 3/10 while IMDB gave it a whopping 6.2. The plot was normal but there was no ending at all. Just chopped off and left me and the zombie hanging, literally. Censorship, even more canggih. Some F words werent censored and when they censor, f*cked up became fup. Lotsa scenes were chopped out too.

Zombie brother jumping on sister.

The WORST part of the movie, so there was group of young film students run into real-life zombies while filming a horror movie of their own. So the WHOLE show was shown at the point of view of the cameraman. So PENING KEPALA i tell you. The camera turning to the left, to the right whilst shaking. At first it was ok, but when it reached 20 minutes, my head went spinning with Joey G and i looked at my watch hoping for the movie to end.

~~Him~~ It eating something.

I kept my eyes closed and just listened to the dialogue. Didn't work. Tilted my head while my hand supports it. Didn't work. Worst still, the smell of Twisties almost made me puke. Apparently Cloverfield, another movie, was just like that, even worse. I heard of stories where people were puking all over the cinema. I would have been one of them.

More like the Diary of My Death. I think i'm up for another horror film!

back 2 school

2009-01-04T21:36:00.004+08:00

Can't believe i'm starting uni tomorrow, 5th of January, same like all the little kiddies out there, while everyone is still having their holidays. Somemore i'm doing degree now and i have to start telling people i'm 19 instead of 18. I'm pretty excited for degree. Get to meet new people, new environment. Ahh, new year, new start, better choices, more possibilities. But, let's not forget what i truly am. A nerd.

see ya later 2008!

2008-12-31T10:20:00.002+08:00

2008. Seeing there was an '8' in this year, we all expected it to be a good year, well at least i thought it would be. But no. This year has been a total roller coaster, hiccups after hiccups. Go ahead, browse through my archives. Car got clamped and banged a bit, summons, pulled out from competitions, got sick like a dog, missed youth camp (waste Rm180) etc. Not to mention, did modeling jobs! Think positive, next year baby! next year!

Despite all the bad stuff, there are certain things that i loved about 2008. The fact that i did my foundation in Help really isnt something i will regret for the rest of my life. I will definitely miss the hallway like a runway. All of us can be models after one year of foundation in Help Main Block. Made more friends, and definitely made some enemies.

spot me! gah, so easy

The other thing is i was Prom King. Mr HMC 2008. It's not that i'm very good looking also, look at the other finalists, they were damn hot. But i think i won because i'm in the January intake, so i've gotten to know more people compared to the other finalists who were in March, May and August intakes. So yes, it was my friendliness who won me the sash, not my looks. i look like some Cina Beng la, come on.

I compiled my receipts and i spent RM2182 on shoes, shirts, pants, accesories (scarves, vest etc). And considering i dont have all the receipts, im gonna round it up to RM2500. Is that a lot? I bought 6 pairs of shoes, i want more dammit! But if you think about it, my shopping is very scattered throughout the year, and i dont go for branded things. So it's not that bad.

If i've wronged any one of you this year, please forgive me. It's Christmas and a New Year, i beg you to forgive me. I'm a very straight forward person, so if you feel that i've done something wrong, please confront me. Don't talk behind my back and call me tasteless and shameful. Be a sport, talk to me.

Wth is wrong with my face? Ok, dont answer that.

Cuti-cuti Malaysia should hire me to be their spokesperson. This year i went to Pulau Perhentian, Penang twice and i even went to the Zoo! Dont get me started on the zoo, i feel so ashamed when i saw tourists. It was so rundown that all the animals were hiding from embarassment.

Oh, one more thing about this year. I joined the gym, Fitness First @ Menara Axis. It's been a year, i wouldnt say there's no result but i could have worked harder. I enjoy going to the gym a lot, sorta my lifestyle now. So many classes to join, the dancing class is such a stress reliever not to mention good cardio, besides shopping. No, im not gonna post my half naked picture for your perusal, maybe next year. This is all you get.

I also started baking this year. Why you ask? You didn't ask but i wanna tell. You know how everyone has a hobby and is particularly good at something. Latin dancing, hockey, sports, drawing, constructing things, cooking. I felt really useless, seriously, i can't do anything. Not good at anything at all. So i decided to pick up a hobby. One fine day, i went to buy an oven with my brother while my parents were overseas. What i did was text my mom to tell her i bought an oven. Obviously i've talked to her about it! Who do you think paid for the oven. So yea, i realised you don't need talent to bake, just bloody follow the book.

That pretty much was my year. I am grateful for everything i have, my family, friends, material things. At least there weren't any catastrophes/disasters. So i should be thankful. Little bumps in life make you stronger. I'm definitely looking forward to 2009, it's gonna be such a great year for me! By the way, i'm gonna remain in Help University College doing my degree for maybe 1 year? Gonna be doing mass communication, a course called Marketing Communication (MARCOM) and im starting on the 5th of January, Help is as kiasu as i am.

As for tonight (New Year's Eve), no, im not gonna go to some club, although i want to. I'm going to church for dinner and countdown. Yes, no alcohol, no slutty dancing. It's gonna be a masquerade thingy, it's just for fun. I know fly fm's party and MOS' party is also doing a masquerade thing. Anyhooo, guess what i'll be going as? Wait and see.

Goodbye 2008 ~~you nasty year~~! And i'll see YOU next year. Happy New Year!

baker boy

2008-12-30T18:07:00.004+08:00

since it's so boring at home, and going out means wasting money, so i decided to ~~buy some porn and watch at home~~ bake! So headed out to buy ingredients/walk around, and damn, i bought a sweater. I need to learn to focus.

i made carrot cake. Seriously, the white thingy on top, it's actually cream cheese. And it tastes sooooo awesome. the cake a bit funny tasting la, but it's still nice. I guess i'm just too hard to satisfy, gah, another bad characteristic.

It's amazing how it is called carrot cake but never have i tasted carrot cake which tastes like actual carrot, right?

Yum! the best part of carrot cake, the topping. Cream cheese

voila!

I decided that one cake is not enough. I had to make cupcakes again. And this time its Caramel Cupcakes. And guess what, I MADE CARAMEL! I was sooo happy when i tasted the caramel, i actually smiled to myself. Think my grandmother thought i was mad. And when i added flour into the mixture, poof, TOFFEE!

the caramel!

No more baking till next year! Want a Yummy Caramel Muffin?

it's the thought that counts

2008-12-27T19:01:00.004+08:00

this year, tim and i made cupcakes as presents. Although we didn't spend as much as other people, we convinced ourselves that making more cupcakes=spreading more joy. Also, it's the thought that counts. OK LA, we're so broke we need a new word for broke. Broken?

Still, so much effort was put in, we finished making the cupcakes at 1 something am on Christmas Eve. No, we didn't go out. We were thinking of you.

We thought of you so much that we gave the cupcakes your initials. With Love. ;)

Moist chocolate cupcakes topped with icing and cute stuff on top. It's so yum lah.

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

2008-12-25T18:31:00.002+08:00

Merry Christmas everyone! Be merry, like jelly! Lotsa love from me to you <3

i say size DOES matter

2008-12-18T14:50:00.003+08:00

saw this poster in the men's toilet in Nando's, Jaya One. I wonder what's in the ladies' toilet.

Large Thick?

i'm not dead

2008-12-17T23:37:00.002+08:00

but my laptop charger, bro's laptop charger and my modem is! I swear i plugged the switch out, but the thunder managed to spoil my motherboard. good thing mine's still under warranty unlike my brother's, which expired, so he has to fork out a hefty amount of RM1000 just to renew his warranty for 1 year!

anyhooo, i'm fine now. it turned out not to be dengue. suspected dengue due to my low platelets count. well, it was some viral infection cum measles because i had rashes on my arms and legs. went to the hospital 5 times and spent RM300+++. i can't wait for the new year when all the bad luck will be gone!

I'm determined to spend the rest of my holidays well! It's been a while since we've met, no? Call me baby!